Political Satire. Paraphrased by the author
Musk: Hey Donald, what’s this ‘Disease X’ thing? are you going to go along with this? X is my patent – I’ll have to sue.
Trump: Take it easy Elon, you know disease X is the next Covid – it’s based on 5,6,7G EMF microwave transmissions stirring up the graphene introduced by jabs and chemtrails.
Musk: Sure, of course I know that, my satellites will play a major role in spreading it. But look – the public must not know this. My X must not be tainted by suggestions of a link to the new pandemic.
Trump: That’s been put in DARPA’s hands. They’re working on it with the WHO’s boss. They tell me our military already has the antidote vax ready for global roll-out. I’ve got Kennedy in to see if this isn’t going the wrong way. But you know – it’s going to be a great money spinner – get the debt down big time. You can take the credit Elon, debt reduction’s your baby now.
Musk: Hey that’s cool. Their X is not my ‘X’ but it’s too similar. I can sue DARPA and the WHO – for breaching my copyright. What price should I put on this?
Trump: Whatever you like buddy.
Musk: Great, I’ll let you in on the award provided you arrange with the judge that the result goes my way..
Trump: No problem, I wanted to drain the DARPA swamp for years – and that Tedros needs bringing down a peg or two. Kill two birds with one stone – sure thing.
Trump: Sure thing, that’s why I gave you the job. Cleaning-up government spending inefficiencies was a damn good ruse, I respect you for coming up with that one.
Musk: We can put the proceeds into my DNA gene-engineering and human IT fusion project – folks are going to want their genes altered so as to cope with the extra radiation involved in getting my Cloud hive mind initiative fully up and running. I’m proud to be able to make this contribution to the amelioration of life on earth. It’s my service to humanity.
Trump: Don’t rush that one buddy; there’s a bunch of us oldies who want to live out our lives as human beings. You said yourself that it’s easy to lose control over this IT stuff. You know the story of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde?
Musk: Oh yea, sure – that’s why I want a moratorium on all high tech IT advances – except mine. While people are worrying about its dangers I can go ahead with my Neuralink project and get to stay ahead of the game.
Trump: I promised Bibi (Netanyahu) we’d deliver the very latest neural control and space weapon systems in order to keep Zionist Israel at the forefront of global influence setters…you could do well out of that.
Listen Elon, we all know it’s only the chosen who will get the cream – we just have to convince the sceptics that the Messiah is indeed coming, and that they’ll be under his full protection.
Musk: Oh sure, the New Jerusalem Temple, that’ pretty cool. It’s all coming together now. We’ll be in the driver’s seat – and hey – I’m designing the very latest autonomous transport systems which will be directed from my Starlink Cloud control grid.
Oh boy, this is a winner – sure to push Schwab’s Fourth Industrial Revolution fantasies into second place
Trump: Can we generate enough electricity and lithium batteries to get this show on the road globally?
Musk: Well sure, but my advanced satellite detection system has identified one of the biggest lithium deposits in the world – in the grounds of your Mar-a-Lago estate. So, looks like we’re going to need that, Donald.
Trump: Shucks, that could scupper the whole project. I promised Melania I’d never touch the Mar-a-Lago grounds – can’t go back on that now – she’d kill me. And you know Elon – I’m still needed on this earth to make America great again.
We can’t support Bibi’s dream or lead the world with the sort of vision that only America is capable of bringing to this sadly backward world.
Musk: Sure, sure – I get it “you can’t win em’ all”. But hey, I’m not going to accept any sort of restriction – no way – it’s all or nothing in my world. Sorry Donald, but I need that lithium and I’m getting my boys lined-up to start excavating next week.
Trump: You’re fired!
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